All hell is about to let loose as witch doctors from Kenya and Zimbabwe storm the country with sex charms.
A
witch-doctor George Ubanda from Zimbabwe who is currently in Ikosi Ketu
Lagos State says God is not at peace knowing that husbands and wives in
Nigeria are cheating like no mans business.
He says many
Nigerians cheat on their partners but his special charms can put an end
to it. He said that his coming to Nigeria was by divine mandate. He
claimed that God sent him to Nigeria especially to save celebrity
marriages which break down every day due to infidelity.
When interviewed by newsmen, he said:
“People
in this country have no respect for marriage. They always screw around.
Where I come from, no one cheats. We don’t share our spouses. God is
not happy with this nation so he sent me like Jonah was sent to
Nineveh.”
According to George, his charms works in three ways.
“My
charm keeps couples together. The first method is called ulunhoka (or
runyoka). It causes a cheating person’s stomach to bulge and their skin
to turn black as if they have been bitten by a snake.
“The second
method is called lock – it’s popular in Zimbabwe. If you poke someone
other than your spouse, you’ll become stuck to that person and only your
husband or wife can free you,” he said.
“The third method makes
sure your privates work only for your spouse. If you are a man then your
manhood will remain limp and flaccid except when you are with your
legally wife. If you are a woman, then your womanhood will become so dry
and will never get wet enough for penetration except you are with your
legally wedded husband. The charm according to him coats less than
N10,000 each.
He said that many top society Nigerian women with
randy husbands has patronized him in the past few months since he
arrived lagos. He warned randy men who suddenly discovered that they can
only have erections with their wives should confess to their wives and
be healed.
He also revealed that he used the potent
charm on his wife back home before coming to Nigeria though he insists
that he will bring her over soon
“I want to protect her from men with lots of money. This charm locks her. I can’t cheat either,” he said.
William
Chuni another witch-doctor, said: “Locking is used in many marriages
but how it’s done is a secret between my clients and me.”

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