Tuesday, November 4, 2014

“Come Take a Seat on My Laps.. Don’t Sir Me, I’m Your Darling” | I Don’t Do Aristo! – Eva Alordiah


The very ugly ish that happens when you meet some people for money you desperately need!

Rapper Eva Alordiah just shared this thought provoking story on her blog about a married man and a young lady that met him for N100k to grow her music. And I'm guessing it happened to her. Or maybe not. But after reading the story, you definitely will agree with me that some people have no shame. You will be amazed at how fast this man offered to leave his wife for the young lady.
I sat down in the only chair in the office and waited. The clock on the table told me the time was 2:35pm and I thanked it in my mind for the info. Thankful not because I was glad to know the time, but because it meant I was at least half an hour early for this meeting. 
Now if only he would come in, make the exchange of pleasantries as short as possible
and tell me I was going to get the money I had come for without wasting my time.But I knew it wasn't going to be that easy. At least not after his last message to me included a quick referral to my 'voluptuous bouncy breasts' as he had described them.   
I bowed my head to stare at the bulge of my breasts through my white silk blouse. They seemed to appear fuller today, as is always the case three days prior to the onset of my monthly friend. The thought of that made me cringe. The pain that came with the pleasure of having bigger breasts for six days was unbearable. 
I heard the door creak open and looked up to find his secretary poke her head through.
"He'd be done with his meeting in about ten minutes, please be patient" 
I smiled at her and nodded. She seemed nice. Her perfectly brushed hair was swept across the left side of her face, a few strands here and there set free from the band that held it all tightly behind her head. 
"Would you like something to drink? Tea? Water?" 
"Water would be fine, thank you." 
She nodded and shut the door behind her. The office was silent again, save for the tick-tocking of the clock and the horns blaring in the streets beyond the tall windows. 
What the office lacked in size, it made up for in design. Luxuriously furnished with much attention to detail, you could tell my host had a high taste in aesthetics. An expensive looking painting hung on the wall separating the windows and it was no surprise it was one of a naked woman, her legs wrapped around a traditional mortar with her hands holding the pestle up in the air ready to pound. I wondered the state of mind of the artist, whoever he was and acknowledged that it was after all a beautiful painting to behold. 
Just then his secretary walked in again, water and a  drinking glass steady on a tray in her hand. 
"Do call if you need anything," she said as she lay it down on the desk. 
I thanked her and watched her leave. She had such a great ass I noticed, and had to stop myself from staring. When she was gone and the door had shut behind her again I realized I didn't really need the water. In-fact I didn't need anything but money at this moment in time. 
Money. The only thing that could save me from my despair. Being the only person I knew who had a lot of the money I desperately needed, I had called Mr Jibade two days prior and he had asked me to come see him today. 
In the four or five months I had known him, all he ever talked about was how he loved me. Married with two kids, a boy and a girl, I could not understand how his brain worked. I definitely was not about to offer myself on a platter as his girlfriend just to get some money but I was hoping he could be sensible enough to strike a business deal with me. This was a messy gamble and I knew too well I was toying with something I may not have been able to handle. 
Just as I began to wish again that my host would come in time, he barged in through the doors, his arms spread open before him to receive me. 
"My darling! I hope you haven't been waiting too long" 
I got up to accept his embrace which unfortunately for me became a struggle to keep my mouth from making contact with his' as he tried forcefully to kiss me. 
"O ga o, you don't want to kiss me?" 
"Good afternoon sir," I responded trying to get him to shift his attention from his lust to the business of the day. 
"Don't sir me my darling, you are my baby". 
I turned my head feigning shyness, his wife and two kids stared back at me from the photo frames on his desk. I immediately felt awful. How could I have thought it was possible to keep this man from wanting me sexually, accept his cash gifts and walk home free. 
I was in the middle of a dirty game and I prayed silently in my heart that it wouldn't get me in more trouble than I could handle. 
"What would you like me to offer you? You know I have to treat you specially my darling. 
Without waiting for me to respond, he barked out, "Shola!" calling to his secretary. I wondered what the intercom that sat on his desk was for. She walked in and inquired with a "Yes sir?" 
"She already brought me some water" I announced. He looked at me like I was crazy. 
"Water ke? For my darling? O tí o! You are too much for that sisi mí" 
It was such a hilarious thing the way he fused Yoruba when he spoke. I had to swallow the laugh back down my throat. 
"I'm fine sir." 
"Shola please hold off on any other meetings till I am done with my darling here." He smiled as he said that, absolutely oblivious of the fact that he was embarrassing me. I caught the look in her eyes, one that seemed like she had formed a new opinion of me that was much more degrading than the first whatever it may have been. 
"So you still don't want to kiss me," he began without even waiting for his secretary to leave. I silently vowed in my heart never to step foot in this office again. It was probably a normal occurrence for him to have young girls like me in here, call them 'my darling' like he did me, and show it off to his secretary whom I was already too sure he was intimate with the way he stared at her ass when she left. 
Or maybe not, as I had stared at it myself. It was impossible for an ass like that to go unnoticed. 
"You are married sir," 
"Come on, don't say that. If you want me to leave my wife for you I will." 
He looked me in the eyes as he said this and I could have sworn he was serious. Or damn right mad. I opted for the latter. 
"How are your kids?" I asked in a bid to snap him back to reality. 
He shrugged, settling his bulky frame in his chair. 
"They are in school in America." 
I noticed he was uncomfortable talking about his family with me and he had every right to be. Not something to talk about when you are trying to get a young girl to lay in bed with you and satisfy the incessant needs in your groin. 
I quickly steered the conversation in the direction I had planned for it to go. I must have rehearsed these sentences a great many times as they seemed to fall out of my mouth like a well written prose. 
"About the money I requested for sir," I began, my fingers clasping and unclasping in my laps trying to squeeze back the nervousness that washed over me all of a sudden. "I was hoping I could pay you back with interest. I promise I am going to." 
"My darling, I would give you anything you want, you know this. I cannot be doing business with my darling na, o ti o!". 
He punched some numbers in his phone as he said that, barely looking at me a moment. I didn't need anyone to tell me I was steering a ship to no land. There was no way I was going to get anything from this man without giving up what I knew too well he wanted of me. How could I have been stupid enough to think this was even possible. 
"What do you need the money for? How much are we talking about?" He inquired of me. 
I wondered whether to carry on the conversation any further. Where was this going to end? I hesitated a moment then said. 
"For my music sir. About one hundred thousand Naira." 
He ran his dwarf wrinkled fingers through his beards and looked deep in thought. His eyes appeared to run a full course around the perimeter of my breasts, then to my face and back to my breasts again. 
"That is not money to be worrying yourself about my darling. How much is one hundred thousand naira? Come, come and take a seat on my laps," he motioned to his laps, tapping rather too loudly. 
My stomach turned. I wanted to get up and scurry out of his office like a frightened animal. But I wasn't frightened. No. I was disgusted. I tasted the bile in my mouth and swallowed it back down where it had come from. The effect of that was worse than if I had spat it out on his face. 
His wife looked back at me from the photo frames on his desk. I looked away. Then looked to the clock yet again. 3:05pm. I got up. 
"I'm sorry sir," I began, managing a smile "I have to go now. I really just wanted to see you about this money, I was hoping you could help." 
"Omotola my darling, you don't want me to take care of you ni? Everytime I ask for something even small kiss you are running away." 
"Thank you sir." That must have been the silliest response but it had to do. 
"Text me your bank details, I would have Shola see to it." 
"Thank you sir." 
"Don't sir me. I'm your darling." 
I nodded and proceeded to take my leave. There was no way in hell I was going to take anything from this man and I made up my mind as I walked out the door this was the last time I was ever going to communicate with him. I passed by Shola at the reception really quickly, barely looking at her long enough to have her see the embarrassment that had dressed my face. 

See Photos: Kris Jenner all Loved up with new boyfriend Corey Gamble, Khloe approves


Kris Jenner has moved on from Bruce Jenner ..The 58 year old was all loved up with new boyfriend  41 year old Corey Gamble.They were spotted exchanging PDA as they unloaded suitcases following a trip to Mexico.. Khloé also approves ..she told E! News
" Corey was over last night and he's great. I love him,""He's so sweet and my mom is really happy.""I like to see her in such a positive, happy state,It's a good Kris Jenner." 
You know what they say..Once you go black , you can never go back..Hope it lasts

See Photos: Wow! Lady Gaga goes completely topless on Stage


 Lady Gaga was in Vienna for her tour and during rehearsals, she was pictured topless without a care in the world..

She is really living up to her name..Gaga..

She didn't wakeup like this! Mariah Carey needs $85k(N4m) to glam up before photoshoot

Mariah Carey's shocking expenses at looking good for photoshoots just came to light .A photographer is suing Mariah's record label for $150,000, claiming he prepped a photo shoot for the singer's album cover and it was cancelled for no reason.
Legal docs  obtained by TMZ lays out exactly what it takes to get Mariah camera ready:

Stylist -- $65,391
Hair stylist -- $9,600
Makeup artist -- $7,200
Manicurist -- $2,400

So when next you see her on a magazine,or cover art, you have an idea of how much it took to make her flawless

Na wa o! SEE What these Naija Ladies are Wearing at a Carnival



Some ladies just love going overboard in their quest to prove whatever point they carry in their head. This is not necessary, a woman can participate in a carnival without exposing her body. See the full pix:

...this is too much!

LEAKED VIDEO: Medical Doctor doing rough things with his Nurse



It's not easy to be working in a place where you see different parts of human body, sometimes you may be tempted to ease tension and that's what happened here. Click HERE FOR THE VIDEO 

See Photos: co-join twins born in Sapale Hospital, die within 2 minutes


Just received this email, will post it exactly the way it was sent to me. Hope some of you know how to read pidgin English. This is so sad. Read below...
If i dey insult and yab our Government,many people go feel say,i dey carry yarn,becos maybe dem dey benefit from the Government,so dem nor wan hear any wrong thing about the Government.
The parents of this wonderful kids don get other Children but d woman dey find Girl pikin. Na so God come throway two Girls give her according to SCAN wey she do. After many hours for Labour for Sapele General Hospital. Doctors cum find out say if one of the child dey push come out,say something dey drag her back dey go inside. So them cum prepare the Woman for C.S.
My people before God and Man,na "Cojoin Twins" nai d woman produce. After them bring down the children,nai dem contact me,say them get major issue wey pass them for the Hospital. Before i reach the Hospital,i don put on all my Transmitting machines and CCTV camera's. My dear people of Sapele from the hour of delivery,these children nor last reach 2Minutes,before dem give up. WATER ALMOST FINISH FOR MY EYES. How on earth person go carry pregnancy for 9months,only for her to deliver wetin our Health sector nor fit protect? Wetin cum be the need of the Hospital without basic facilities? E don tey when i dey complain say Sapele General Hospital nor get simple Oxygen and other facilities to meet up our present health challenges,but nobody dey give listening ears. When i reach the ward to go examine the Babies,i cum find out say,na Oxygen dem say,dem use sustain the kids or else dem for die earlier than the period wey dem stay. If we look well for deir pictures under,we go see say,somebody hold oxygen dey inter-change am for the babies to gasp in air to survive. From dis picture,unu go agree with me say,na lack of equipment nai kill dis children becos if the two kids get deir individual Oxygen i nor think say,dem for ever die fast at all,if at all say dem go die for dis tender age.
How a whole SAPELE GENERAL HOSPITAL nor go get Oxygen? Report reach us say our Governor pronounce say Delivery na free for all pregnant women,but if you mistake enter Labour for 30minutes,the baby norva cum down,the wicked nurses wey dey General go just begin dey abuse patients,before u know,them don refer you for C.S,and after the d delivery dem go charge you almost N40K. How dat one cum take be free? 
I don dey talk am before say na who get something nai suppose know the value. Our Community Leaders wey suppose use deir influence beg Companies to donate some of dis facilities to our Hospital refuse to talk. Na to chop land money nai concern unu. When i research about Cojoin twins i cum find out say to separate dem dey hard in most cases becos them dey mostly dey share dsame Kidney,Heart,Liver and other human parts. Most especially when dem gum eachother from the Belle side. But dem dey survive and leave well among us. Cojoin twins don become Minister of Health,Engineers,Doctors and other professioner jobs,wey contribute deir own quarter to the betterment of the world. Though i know say we still dey behind to handle such issues but the kind money wey dis Government dey put into Health and where as nothing dey happen,dey very alarming. I dey very sure say the only Oxygen wey General Hospital manage get,nor even dey in good working order and nai make we quick lost this children.
Today i dedicate this morning to dis our priceless kids wey God use take test our medical sector and expose deir anus. As i call on all of us for dis forum to pray for deir Souls. Them deliver the children on Friday wey pass so and dem die dat same friday for same Sapele General Hospital.

Here Are The Men Who Are After Me ––Tambuwal reveals


Speaker of the House of Reps, Aminu Tambuwal, has accused his Deputy, Emeka Ihedioha; the Attorney-General of the Federation, Mohammed Adoke; PDP and its National Chairman, Adamu Mu’azu, of being behind the plot to remove him from office unconstitutionally.

Tambuwal, who defected from PDP to APC last week, made the allegation in an affidavit supporting an ex parteapplication he filed along with the APC at the Federal High Court, Abuja on Monday.

After hearing the application, presiding Justice Ahmed Mohammed directed all the parties in the suit to maintain the status quo till Friday.
In the affidavit which was deposed to by one of his lawyers, Ejura Ochimana, Tambuwal told the court that the PDP, Mu’azu, Adoke and Ihedioha, who are among the defendants in the suit, were working secretly to reconvene the House before December 3 in order to remove him as speaker. 
He also stated that the withdrawal of his security details on October 30 by the Inspector-General of Police, Suleiman Abba, was upon the prompting of the defendants.

Tambuwal stated that despite the pendency of a suit he filed on Friday, the defendants were still bent on carrying through their threat to also remove him as a member of the House.
The Speaker and the APC asked the court to restrain the House from reconvening earlier than December 3, the day the Speaker had adjourned sitting.

In his ruling, Justice Mohammed said the order for the maintenance of the status quo was necessary so as to protect the subject matter (recovening the House) in the suit.

He therefore asked the parties in the matter to appear before him on Friday and directed that the defendants be served with the ex parte motion and copies of the enrolled order which he made on Monday.

Mohammed said the defendants needed to appear in court on Friday to show cause why the prayers sought by Tambuwal and the APC should not be granted.

The other defendants in the suit are the House, the IG and INEC

A counsel for the Speaker and the APC, Mr. Sunday Ameh (SAN), had while moving the application, urged the court to protect the subject matter of the suit which they filed last Friday challenging the alleged plan by the PDP to remove Tambuwal as speaker and declare his seat as a member of the House vacant.

The lawyer told the court that granting the orders would help preserve the position of Tambuwal as speaker, his membership of the House and his security which are all under threat.

He also told the court that PDP had summoned Ihedioha and its other members in the House for the purpose of reconvening the House and removing Tambuwal as speaker.

The lawyer added that it was unlawful, unconstitutional, null and void for the PDP to make any move that could lead to the resumption of the House.

APC leader in the House, Gbajabiamila asked, “What makes the case of the Speaker of Ondo Assembly different from Tambuwal’s? His political opinion? Let us make this abundantly clear; the legislature is a separate but equal arm of government. It is not inferior nor is it subservient to the Executive. Their powers are separated under the constitution and it can never be an extension or department of the Presidency or PDP.

“Just as the legislature cannot regulate the workings of the presidency or determine for the President when he should call Federal Executive Council meetings and we note that there was a time he did not for months, so also can the Presidency not determine for the House when to reconvene or meet.”

Oh Dear! Check out the exterior & interior of AY's new home designed by his wife


Comedian AY's wife Mabel Makun is an interior designer & she showed what she's capable of doing using her own home. AY and Mabel moved into their Lekki recently and she turned the place into something special.

Check out pics of the exterior of the house (above) and interior design (after the cut) as posted on her instagram page to promote her interior decoration business, Midas Interiors, which also includes most of the jobs she did for MVP Night club and Lounge. Continue to see the photos...



 



 Midas Interiors is synonymous with exquisite taste, unparalleled service, and unmatched quality.  The MD/Ceo, Mabel Makun lend her expertise and passion for design to each commercial and residential project she undertake. At Midas Interiors we create both modern and traditional designs with a unique twist, turning any space into a powerful expression of the client’s personality.

Chris Brown slams Tamar Braxton & Adrienne Bailon over Karrueche comments


Chris Brown went ham on The Real show hosts, Tamar Braxton and Adrienne Bailon after they said Karrueche was being foolish for sticking with him and also said she may be there for the fame
Tamar said
"We have got to pull an inter-friend-tion with my girl Karrueche,I don’t know about this back and forth she got going on with my man, Chris Brown."
Adrienne Bailon chimed in
 "Some of her friends also reap the benefits of her dating Chris Brown."
 Brownwent real nasty on them on an instagram post which he deleted ...Read below
Tamar replied..

Karrueche replied

Boko Haram brings Mubi under Sharia, Amputates 10 & warns Christians to relocate or be islamised


Members of the violent Islamic sect, Boko Haram, have instituted the Shara law in Mubi, Adamawa State, captured by the insurgents last week.The insurgents were also said to have amputated the hands of 10 residents said to have been found guilty of sundry offences, including looting of property of fleeing residents.

According to Punch, Sources in Mubi town said they saw the terrorists parading 10 persons whose hands were said to have been amputated.The victims were said to been amputated in the presence of residents the insurgents asked to converge to witness the enforcement of Sharia law.

An eye witness account indicated that two imams were dragged out from a mosque and beheaded for allegedly preaching against Boko Haram. The insurgents also advised all Christians in the Mubi Local Government Area to relocate to other areas except they were prepared to be islamised or be killed.

The source further said that the Emir’s palace in Mubi had been converted to the residence of the ‘Amir’ and that the insurgents hoisted their flags to signify that they were in control of the palace.

Our correspondent learnt that the most affected by the development in Mubi were students of the Adamawa State University and the Federal Polytechnic, Mubi. The students were said to have gone through torture before some of them reportedly escaped through the border between Nigeria and Cameroun.

Some of them were said to still be in the bush.
“I must give thanks and praises to God almighty for spearing my life; I saw as people were being slaughtered like goats. I am too happy to see myself alive,” a female student of the Federal Polytechnic, told our correspondent in Yola on Sunday.
The insurgents said their mode of prayer was different from what Muslims in the town were used to and that they were “in Mubi to restore Islamic independence to the people and anybody who does not follow us must be killed.”
“We are not to hurt anyone but to free the people from religious slavery,” a source quoted the insurgents to have said.

Lupita Nyong'o is Breathtaking for Glamour Magazine 'Women of the Year Issue'



 Lupita Nyong'o is breath-taking as Glamour Magazine December Issue cover girl...She is also listed as one of the women of the year ..The 31 year old said of her success ..
'I’m still adjusting. I guess I feel catapulted into a different place; I have a little whiplash…. I did have a dream to be an actress, but I didn’t think about being famous.
'And I haven’t yet figured out how to be a celebrity; that’s something I’m learning, and I wish there were a course on how to handle it.'