See What Caitlyn Jenner has Caused in Nigeria: Who's Hotter Though?

Hours after Caitlyn Jenner made her huge debut, see what Nigerians did to Don Jazzy and Davido. lmao. Which of them is hotter though? Nosemary or Davina?

British backpacker gang-raped by bikers in Thailand

 A 19 year british back packer was allegedly raped by a gang of bikers while she was on vacation in Thailand. The woman was allegedly attacked as she walked to a shop in the early hours of Tuesday morning.
It is understood that the teenager was visiting the Kanchanaburi district, 76 miles west of Bangkok, with a group of tourists.

She is believed to have been staying at a well known local resort.
The horrifying attack allegedly took place after the victim had dinner on Monday night and walked alone to a shop at around 1.30pm, where she was kidnapped by a motorcycle gang.

The teenager told the police that the bikers raped her and stole her property before dumping her at a market in Mueang district.

Police are now checking CCTV footage for clues.

The alleged rape comes after after Brttish backpackers Hannah Witheridge, 23 and David Miller, 24, were brutally murdered on the island of Koh Tao in September last year.

Burmese migrants Zaw Lin and Win Zaw Htun, both 21, were arrested two weeks after the semi-naked bodies of the pair were found.

A murder trial is due to take place in July.

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Buhari to head Ministry of Petroleum -Reuters

President Buhari may head the ministry of petroleum..That is what Reuters is reporting.

(Buhari) is likely to keep the oil portfolio for himself in the new Nigerian cabinet, rather than trust anyone else with the source of most of Nigeria’s revenue and traditional fount of corruption, associates say.

Nigeria’s oil sector is so dirty that nobody’s hands are clean enough to do the “surgical changes” needed, one long-standing associate told Reuters on condition of anonymity because the cabinet decision is still under wraps.

 Another political associate said:

“He will do it. It would be stupid to give that position to anyone else.” 

“It’s going to be a lean government, I doubt he’ll have 42 ministries like Jonathan but he must have at least 36 (for the number of states) as prescribed by the constitution, though it does not specify whether they have to be senior or junior,” an advisor in the ruling APC party told Reuters.

 The new administration had not yet gone through reports on Jonathan's handover notes on policy, the advisor said.

"There is a huge body of proposals being bandied around the place," the advisor said, adding that nothing beyond broad strokes had been outlined.

DRUG SAGA: Kashamu Gets Extradition Notice From NDLEA

It is not yet rest time for Buruji Kashamu, as the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) has disclosed that it has formally served an extradition notice on the alleged drug baron.

NDLEA said it effected the service on Kashamu on Monday in suit number FHC/ABJ/CS/479/2015 with a copy made available to the Chief Judge, Federal High Court.

The anti-drugs agency and PDP chieftain have been engaged in a serious legal battle over moves by the FG to facilitate his extradition to the United State to face drug trafficking charges.

Tens of NDLEA officials had laid a six-day siege to the Lagos residence of the Peoples Democratic Party PDP chieftain in Lekki, Lagos, before they vacated on May 28, two days after a Federal High Court in the state mandated them to do same.

Justice Okon Abang of the Federal High Court in Lagos had on May 27 restrained security agencies in Nigeria from “unlawful” arrest and forceful extradition of Kashamu.

But Kashamu in a swift reaction through his lawyer, Ajibola Oluyede, said he has not been served, “rather, a copy of the process was dropped in our office in Lagos yesterday. So, we shall deal with it in accordance with the law”.

He also stated that, “the NDLEA should be warned to stay away because they have no role to play in the current proceedings. And if we should discover that they have usurped the functions of the AGF, we shall certainly make an issue of it.

“We wish to state that the NDLEA has no role to play in extradition proceedings until a warrant of arrest has been issued by the court. It is the Attorney-General of the Federation and Minister of Justice that initiates extradition proceedings after receiving a request by an order directed to the court and asking the court to take over the matter.

“It is the court that will decide whether a warrant of arrest is necessary. It is the court that will consider all the evidence provided by the United States to see whether it satisfies the onus of proof and that it establishes that the person sought is the person that actually participated in the offence alleged,” he stated.

Woman dies shortly after getting butt enlargement injections

A woman from Maryland, 34-year-old Kelly Mayhew, died shortly after getting silicon injections for a butt lift in Queens, NY and police say the person who was performing the procedure was unlicensed and ran away from the scene.

Authorities say Mayhew and her mother drove to the Far Rockaway house to get silicone injections for a butt lift. During the procedure, which was being performed in the basement, Mayhew began to have difficulty breathing.

Her mother started performing CPR and asked the woman to call 911, but instead fled the scene, driving off in a gray SUV. Detectives are looking to talk to her.

By the time Police responded they found her unresponsive. She was rushed to St. John's Hospital, where she was pronounced dead. EMS attempted to revive Mayhew, but they were unsuccessful.

Mayhew's mother told police it was at least her daughter's fifth cosmetic surgery.

The auapect is suspected of administering illegal silicone injections in a makeshift medical room in the rented basement.

Police and the medical examiner's office are investigating what lead to the death.

Mayhew was a freelancer at BET Networks and worked at their DC office. A spokesman released the following statement:

"We are saddened by the death of our colleague and friend, Kelly Mayhew. Our hearts go out to her family, and we extend our deepest sympathies for their loss."

Mayhew is just one of many victims who have died from black market buttocks injections 

Mayhew's autopsy was conducted Sunday, the day after her death. Results are still pending.

Nigerian Twitter users prefer Mr Ibu as a woman over Caitlyn Jenner?

Lol. Check out this funny tweet that attempted to make a kind of vote between the two men dressed as women. Apparently, everyone has more love for Nigeria's funny actor. See the number of retweets compared to Caitlyn's favorite

National Assembly Members to leave office with 109 SUVs, 360 Toyota Camry

 
Members of the outgoing 7th National Assembly will be taking along with them, 109 jeeps and 360 exotic cars provided as operational vehicles given to them when they assumed office as legislators.

The cars, 109 Prado Landcrusiers for Senators and 360 Toyota Camry 2011 model, are supposed to be returned to management of the National Assembly before the week runs out but according to an agreement reached with the National Assembly management, the Senators and the House of Reps members will pay 30% of the original cost of the cars so that those interested can keep the cars. The 30% will be deducted from their severance pay. 

A member of the National Assembly Management team who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said

"The cars have been used for four years, so this valuation has taken cognizance of the years of depreciation. The vehicles are not taken away free of charge and as a matter of fact, it is optional. A lawmaker who does not want to go with the vehicle will submit it to the National Assembly and it will be so documented. The deduction will be done from their severance package at source, which makes it easier. It is a practice that has been on over the years". 

According to the source, the National Assembly Members were in 2011 when they assumed office for another tenure, given 300% from their salaries as loans for cars, 250%  as Furniture loans and 300% as housing loans.

 Lawmakers who took car loans worked out a plan with their banks where their salaries were being paid for the banks to automatically deduct a percentage from their salaries to pay their car loans. 

According to the source

“The loans were obtained for the lawmakers through the banks where their salary accounts are domiciled, hence the bankers usually deduct certain percentage agreed upon from their monthly payments to service the car, housing and furniture loans.”he said

Deputy House Majority Leader,   Leo Ogor, confirmed the report and said they will take their operational vehicles away if they want to but will pay some money for the car.

“I don’t know what the amount will be; but I know that the cars are not for free. The management of the National Assembly will work it out and communicate to members accordingly”, he said.

Source: Punch

Ghen Ghen! New Gov. Wike begins probe of former Gov., Amaechi

Looks like Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Wike is officially ready for former Gov. Rotimi Amaechi. He's asked all Permanent Secretaries in the state to produce full account details of their Ministries’ expenditure in the last 18 months. Read the press statement below...

Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike has directed Permanent Secretaries in the state   to produce   full account  details  of their Ministries ' expenditure  over the  last 18 months.

This is even as the  governor  advised  the permanent  secretaries  to  shun partisan politics  as career civil  servants,  saying the roles some of  them played in  the  closing  days of the immediate  past administration  were politically  motivated. 

Addressing  permanent  secretaries  during  a meeting  at Government  House,  Port Harcourt on Tuesday,  Wike regretted that some of the  permanent  secretaries helped the immediate  past  administration to illegally  withdraw  funds from the State Government  coffers even  up to the  28th of May,  2015.

He said : "I want full details  and print out of every  ministry's  account  in the  last 18 months. I will not accept  any  handover  note without  an accompanying account  details. 

"The  government  was coming  to  a close and some of  you were busy  signing cheques on 26,27 and 28 of May. On 28 of May, the Transition  Committee  called most of you and you refused to cooperate  because  they  told you  I will  not be sworn-in. "

The  governor  noted  that  he  will  not witch hunt any civil servant irrespective  of his/her role in the electioneering  period . He, however,  said that no civil servant  would  be  allowed  to  sabotage  the  efforts of  his administration. 

He urged the  permanent  secretaries  to  work  with  his administration  to revive  the  state  and put back smile  on  the  faces of  the  people. 

"Those of  you  who  want to work  with  us to develop  Rivers  State  will get the necessary  support.  You are career civil  servants and not politicians.  As civil  servants,  don't play  the role  of politicians ", he said. 

The  Rivers  State  Governor  pointed out  that  the  back-dated employments  and indiscriminate  issuance  of certificates  of occupancy by the  immediate  past administration  would be  re-visited. 

He specifically  directed the Permanent  Secretary  in  the  Ministry  of  Lands and Survey to produce  the relevant  land documents  for examination. 

The permanent  secretaries  were led to the meeting by the Head of  Service,  Barrister  Samuel  LongJohn.  

Others  who attended  the  meeting  were the former  Minister  of  Sports,  Dr  Tammy  Danagogo,  Former  Deputy  governor,  Tele  Ikuru  and Secretary  of  the  Transition  Committee,  Barrister  Frank Owhor.

10 Thing Ladies Do That Shows They Want Sex When They Visit Their Boyfriends

Few days ago, I got numerous mentions from my peeps complaining I barely create threads cos I'm now short of ideas but they are far from it.. Hahaha

Dudes let's get started

It's no news that most ladies (if not all) were taught to always hide their intimate feelings even if they want it
, only a few of them are bold enough to show that feeling

Please don't get this write-up twisted cos I'm not trying to say that all ladies who exhibit these characters want to get laid, but most often than not, their action speaks volume

1. Assure Me You Will Not Initiate Sex When I Visit You
Yes a lady once told me prior to her arrival that I should assure her I will not touch her when she comes. She actually wanted to know if I'm capable

2. I Feel So bored
When you turn yourself into a clown just to put a smile on her face and she still tells you she's bored, oooooh boi, na you come sabi oooo

3. I'm feeling heat
It's normal to feel heat inside a stuffy room condition, but it's abnormal to feel heat when the AC is at high frequency. She'd be like, please get me a hand fan, haba inside AC ? that's awkward

4. She Says No To Everything
She says NO to movies, she says NO to checking of photo albums, she says NO to magazines, she says NO to everything. It's just one of those signs

5. She Stops Talking
Someone who has been talking to you suddenly stopped responding to your chat, isn't that weird ?

6. She Says You Are Not Romantic
When men were boys, a lady visited me and uttered that statement but I never understood what she meant until she stopped visiting. When you are both in the room and she tells it to straight to your face that you are not romantic, then she has indirectly signal to you to do the needful

7. Please Lock The Door
In some cases, she will tell you to lock the door with the key cos she doesn't like the noise coming from outside

8. She Checks Her WristWatch At Intervals
If she checks her watch by intervals and keeps reminding by intervals that she will soon be going, it's just one of those signs

9. She Keeps Silent When Her Boyfriend's Pals Are Present
Yes many of them will keep mute so as to signal to his friends that she's not feeling their presence and that they should bleep off

10 She Rejects Your Permission
Not every guy is way too forward to make moves. However, some might take permission before making moves. For example, the guy asks, "please can I kiss you ?", she replies " I don't know" ooooooh boi na you come know ooooo

11 - She checks her watch regularly - Hey boyfriend I'm not here for tales by moonlight stories or irrelevant gist. What's my business if Buhari wins or Jonathan was defeated. Give me some credit and get this thing started as I have limited time. Stop the gist and let the show begin. No time biko.

Reasons Why ladies Make It Difficult To Get Under their Pants In Relationships

1. To Earn Respect
Some ladies will almost make you lie on the floor prostrating to them before they finally give in even when it's printed over their faces that they really want it. they mostly do this because they don't want to be seen cheap by their newly found boyfriends

2. The Fear Of Being Dumped Afterwards
Another reason why ladies withhold sex in relationships is the fear of being dumped. We are now in an era where it's terribly difficult for a lady to know the intentions of her male suitor(s). However, guys of this generation are desperate to get under the pant of a lady. Some can even jeopardise their lives at the expense of getting into a lady's pant. Many guys would pretend & resort to take them for granted after the deed has been done

3. For Personal/Unknown Reasons
It is precisely when you start to expect sex from your girlfriend that she starts using that presumption against you. Some ladies make a habit of withholding sex in their relationships, while some only do it under very specific circumstances to the extent that they purposefully withhold it woman making it hard like OAU Post UME Exam

4. She Senses You Wont Take Her To The Altar
Some ladies purposefully make sex be as hard as sending GEJ back to Otu Oke so as to make their boyfriends make promises before they open their legs. However, some ladies want their man to promise them marriage or take them to their parents b4 they open their legs. when no hope is marriage is coming forth, then NO show at all

5. She’s Manipulating You
Another reason ladies withhold sex is to get
something out of you. when no other methods of getting what she wants are working, she might resort to revoking sex privileges until you agree to what she’s after. The easiest way to get around this is to give her what she wants. If that’s not a possibility, you’ll have to appeal to her sense of reason. If that doesn’t work, try giving her something similar to what she wants & if that doesn't work, you might have to wait it out until she comes to her senses.

6. Religious Reasons
YES !! Most religions are female-dominated and sex is considered dirty and filthy; an earthly pleasure which is sinful. Many ladies who turn towards religion or spirituality would feel like avoiding sex in a bid to stay pure and evolve spiritually on the path to ascension

7. She's Not Emotionally Attached To You
YES An average naijaboiy wants to get into the pant of her girlfriend even when the emotions are not there. It is that frustrating ?. She could be avoiding sex or making it difficult and get embarrassed by the idea of talking about sex, especially when you are just few weeks into the relationship

8. She’s Cheating
It is a possibility that she's cheating because she’s more interested in having sex with
some other man. If this is the case you have bigger problems than lack of sex in your relationship. If you suspect that she is cheating on you (and you should have more reasons than just a decline in your sex routine), confront her with your suspicions calmly and listen to her explanation. If
you find out she is cheating, you’ll have to decide if you want to work on things or move on playing games

9. You don't treat Her The Way She Ought To Be Treated
If a lady loves you and you treat her the way a good lady deserves to be treated (and she shows the same back to you) sex will never die down. For a lady to allow you get under her pants, she needs to feel that strong emotional bond but when you don't give her the impression that she's a QUEEN, her interest in opening her legs disappear.

10. Abstinence
She might have promised to remain pure for her future husband. Therefore, any opening her legs for you will be the most difficult thing

See Photos From Fire Incident At Iyana-Ipaja, Lagos This Morning

 

A fire incident occurred in Iyana Ipaja this morning.

The fire which started around 1:30 a.m was caused by an accident involving a fuel tanker that lost control and was upturned. See photos below:

 

Herbalist Rapes His Two Daughters and Nieces

So an Ibadan man has found a way to be in the news o, not for his gigantic tribal marks but for sleeping with his two under-aged biological daughters and two of his nieces…

The man, who was identified as Tajudeen Awoniyi, a herbalist, denied the alleged crime of sleeping with the little girls, aged between 14 and 17 years – However, he is cooling his libido in police custody as investigation continues.
Oyo State Commissioner of Police, Mr. Muhammed Katsina, said the accused person had carnal knowledge of his own daughters whenever he was drunk and alleged that the suspect would give black soap to the other two nieces before having sexual intercourse with them one after the other.
One of the girls, who spoke to newsmen yesterday said:

“My sister and I are the nieces to Tajudeen Awoniyi.
“His daughters came to our house and asked us to follow them to their place. On getting there, her father told us he would give us soap by midnight which we must use to bathe.
“Around 1a.m., he woke me up, gave me a black soap and asked me to go and take my bath. After taking my bath, I went to him and he placed something under his tongue and asked me to sleep on a bench.
“He had sex with me. Afterwards, I was bleeding and he asked me to go to bed. By morning, he sent my sister and me out of his house.”

And her sister, who is about 16 years old, said:

“after taking my bath at night, he tied my mouth with cloth so that people would not hear me when I cried.
“He had sex with me afterwards and by morning he sent me out of his house.”

One of his daughters also said:

“My father has been sleeping with me since last year. Whenever he comes home drunk, he sleeps with me and my sister (names withheld). He had slept with me three times now since last year.”

And the suspect’s sister said:

“When I came back from where I travelled to, I did not meet my daughters at home. So I asked the people around and I was told that my brother’s children came to my house and my daughters went out together with them.
“I said they could not have slept in my brother’s place because it has been a while I saw him. The next day as I was about to pray around 6:30a.m., my brother showed up.
“I was scared because I usually get scared when I see him since the day he threatened my mother with cutlass to release his children for him when they were still little.
“So he told me that my daughters slept in his place and he had asked them to go back the next day. It was not until the third day that I saw my daughters. Someone staying around brought them home.
“One of them was holding her tummy. I later took them to the hospital where we found out about the incident and I had to call the police.”

Na wa ooo!!